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Dear Friends:


When Keith Lowery recently decided to celebrate his 31st birthday at an Arkansas gentlemen's club, he couldn't have imagined that the evening would end with him in handcuffs. Onstage. Getting severely whipped and paddled by the female talent. It was all fun and games until the bruised birthday boy called the cops:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0711051paddle1.html


When we last heard from Anthony Scholfield, he was copping a December 2003 plea to breaking into homes and stealing the underwear (854 pairs!) of female residents. Well, it appears that Wisconsin's notorious panty thief may have just had a relapse. Sadly, the thong remains the same:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0708051thong1.html


Some dimwitted New York teenagers recently went on a rampage at a Rochester church that allegedly included the latest in depraved desecration tactics. For another reason to worry about our future, go here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0708052church1.html


In a twist, our new prize contest revolves around a mug shot of a guy who got busted for drunk driving. Just tell us what kind of vehicle he was piloting and you might win some fine swag, including DVDs of the first season of HBO's "Entourage” and the 10th anniversary edition of Martin Scorsese's “Casino.” Just enter here:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.html


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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