News from The Smoking Gun

Dear Friends:


Memo to pastors everywhere: If you plan on trolling the Internet for young male consorts, use something other than the AOL address you hand out to parishioners. Because a little thing called "Google" now makes it easy to match private pursuits with public personas. Oh, and think twice about including a full-frontal shot in your online personal ads (that tends to annoy church elders and upset the flock):

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/revgera1.html


The current tour rider for the band Great White includes specs on everything from towels to breakfast pastries. But the document contains no references to pyrotechnic displays like the one that resulted last week in the deaths of 97 Rhode Island rock fans. Details at:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/greatwhite1.html


What comic requires the services of a "female masseuse" before a gig? Guess correctly and you might win some fine booty:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/contest/contest.shtml


Regards,

Your pals at TSG


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