[SwF] Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women : (and what they actually mean)
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--0-2078473449-1113550974=:61728 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women : (and what they actually mean) 10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.) 5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job isbetter than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.) In response...The male perspective on the same issue... Top 10 rejection lines given by Men : (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.) INDIA's No.1 choice for Fashion Accesories including Sunglasses, Contact lenses, Apparels, Perfumes, Watches and many more to come soon. Status is India's Most Trusted Store with almost 100% satisfied Customers. 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My life is too complicated right now. <BR>(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear <BR>phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)<BR><BR>6. I've got a boyfriend. <BR>(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben<BR>and Jerry's.) <BR><BR>5. I don't date men where I work. <BR>(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system',much <BR>less the same building.) <BR><BR>4. It's not you, it's me. <BR>(It's you.) <BR><BR>3. I'm concentrating on my career. <BR>(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job isbetter than <BR>dating you.) <BR><BR>2. I'm celibate. <BR>(I've sworn off only the men like you.) <BR><BR>1. Let's be friends. <BR>(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail <BR>about all the other men I meet and have sex<BR>with. It's the male perspective thing.) <BR><BR><BR><STRONG>In response...The male perspective on the same issue... <BR></STRONG><BR>Top 10 rejection lines given by Men : <BR>(and what they actually mean...) <BR><BR>10. I think of you as a sister. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>9. There's a slight difference in our ages. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>7. My life is too complicated right now. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>6. I've got a girlfriend. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>5. I don't date women where I work. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>4. It's not you, it's me. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>3. I'm concentratin g on my career. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>2. I'm celibate. <BR>(You're ugly.) <BR><BR>1. 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