[SwF] An accountants Love Poem
aaks shah <aaks_friendofurs-/[email protected]> Fri, 15 Apr 2005 00:46:28 -0700 (PDT)
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--0-719362542-1113551188=:40710 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii An Accountant's Love Poem I was alone and all was dark, Beneath me & above, time slots were hard. My Life was full of Debit & Credits, I slogged to derive the Profit of Love. But now you are with me And my heart is overjoyed You turned the Trial Balance of my heart Into a Final balance sheet. You load entries to my life's oracle on a daily basis, My life, which was a Suspense account Now seems aligning into a smooth Cash Flow. I love the way you tally things, The unbalanced Trial Balance of life, only you can tally The schedules of my life, which you prepare, Are so self-explanatory; no more JV's required. I cannot survive without you, You are my Working Capital You are the Asset of my life, without any corresponding Liability Even an Accountant Wonders How and Why?? Your Smiles that are the credit entries of the month Invokes the Cash Box to reduce, For which there is no provision, but I know you do the same to tally my Financial Statements. Yours' contingent Lover ======================================== INDIA's No.1 choice for Fashion Accesories including Sunglasses, Contact lenses, Apparels, Perfumes, Watches and many more to come soon. Status is India's Most Trusted Store with almost 100% satisfied Customers. Click On Pictures to buy!!!! INDIA's No.1 choice for Fashion Accesories including Sunglasses, Contact lenses, Apparels, Perfumes, Watches and many more to come soon. Status is India's Most Trusted Store with almost 100% satisfied Customers. Click Here For More Attractive Items --------------------------------- Do you Yahoo!? Read only the mail you want - Yahoo! Mail SpamGuard. --0-719362542-1113551188=:40710 Content-Type: text/html; charset=US-ASCII Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit <html><body> <DIV><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" color=#ff7f00 size=2><B>An Accountant's Love Poem</B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR></B></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" color=#ff7f00 size=2><B></B></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" color=#ff7f00 size=2><B>I was alone and all was dark,<BR>Beneath me & above, time slots were hard.<BR>My Life was full of Debit & Credits,<BR>I slogged to derive the Profit of Love.</B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>But now you are with me<BR>And my heart is overjoyed<BR>You turned the Trial Balance of my heart<BR>Into a Final balance sheet.</FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>You load entries to my life's oracle on a daily<BR>basis,<BR>My life, which was a Suspense account<BR>Now seems aligning into a smooth Cash Flow.</FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>I l ove the way you tally things,<BR>The unbalanced Trial Balance of life, only you can tally<BR>The schedules of my life, which you prepare,<BR>Are so self-explanatory; no more JV's required.</FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>I cannot survive without you,<BR>You are my Working Capital<BR>You are the Asset of my life, without any<BR>corresponding Liability<BR>Even an Accountant Wonders How and Why??</FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>Your Smiles that are the credit entries of the<BR>month<BR>Invokes the Cash Box to reduce,<BR>For which there is no provision, but<BR>I know you do the same to tally my Financial<BR>Statements.</FONT></B></FONT><FONT face="Times New Roman" size=3><B><BR></B></FONT><FONT face="Arial Unicode MS" size=2><B><BR><FONT color=#ff7f00>Yours' contingent Love r</FONT></B></FONT><FONT color=#ff7f00> <BR><BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>========================================</FONT></FONT></DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff7f00></FONT> </DIV> <DIV><FONT color=#ff7f00></FONT> </DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <DIV> <P align=center> <P><IMG height=135 src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/aakashshah123/logo1.gif" width=815 border=0> <P><FONT face="Black Chancery" size=6>INDIA's No.1 choice for Fashion Accesories including Sunglasses, Contact lenses, Apparels, Perfumes, Watches and many more to come soon. 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