Feeling blind

JohnL <[email protected]>
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Organization Me and Mine
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Once upon a time, in a nice little forest, there lived an 
orphaned Bunny and an orphaned snake, by a surprising 
coincidence, both were blind from birth. One day,
the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was 
slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the 
snake and fell down.

Oh, my," said the bunny, "I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to
Hurt you. I've been blind since birth, so, I can't see where 
I'm going.
In fact, since I'm also an orphan, I don't even know what I 
am."

It's quite ok," replied the snake. "Actually, my story is as
yours.
I too have been blind since birth, and also never knew my 
mother.
Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and work out 
what You are so at least you'll have that going for you."

Oh, that would be wonderful" replied the bunny. So the snake
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered 
with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, 
and you have a soft cottony tail. I'd say that you must be a 
bunny rabbit."

Oh, thank you, thank you," cried the bunny, in obvious 
excitement.

The bunny suggested to the snake, "Maybe I could feel you all 
over with my paw, and help you the same way that you've helped 
me." So the Bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, "Well, 
you're smooth and  slippery, and you've a forked tongue, no 
backbone and no balls.
I'd  say you must be a team leader, a supervisor or possibly 
someone in senior management."
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