Re: Unexpected Plot Twist

That would be awesome.


I'd totally start going to mass again every Sunday. I might even make 
good on my promise to give up 420 for lent.


But I might not, too.


On Feb 25, 2004, at 2:47 PM, [email protected] wrote:

> Ok, everybody.  I'm getting set to watch Passion of the Christ 
> tonight.  Not as a zealot but because it interests me how religion 
> fuels speculation and how someone can place a template of religious 
> doctrine to film.
>
> With that said, I have heard of this unexpected plot twist in the 
> movie.  Everything plays out as the gospels state until the very end.  
> When Jesus is on the cross, someone says how terrible it is that he 
> has to die.  Then Jesus comes snaps out of it and says, "That's what 
> you think, punk."  He gives the thumbs up and suddenly, the ground 
> begins to shake and the cross takes off like a jet fighter and begins 
> shooting Holy Ghost Beams down on the Romans and Jews slaughtering 
> everything in sight.  After a few belly rolls, Jesus then morphs with 
> the cross and turns into a Transformer and lands in front of Pontius 
> Pilate, "I saved you for last, bitch" and cuts him in half.  The crowd 
> then erupts into cheers when he returns to a weeping Liv Tyler while 
> Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" plays to fadeout.
>
> If anyone knows about this, let me know because I am a little confused.
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