Re: [OS:N:] IP - Was: Questionaire about ...
Jeff Kinz <[email protected]>
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On Thu, Aug 14, 2003 at 10:18:39PM -0400, Access Systems wrote: > On Wed, 13 Aug 2003, Jeff Kinz wrote: > > On Thu, Aug 14, 2003 at 10:38:07AM +1000, Les Bell wrote: > > > Jeremy Hogan <[email protected]> wrote: > > > /me slaps self silly > > > << > > > I'll slap you, for a fee. <g> > > Wait! - I have a patent on slapping Jeremy. There is a mandatory > > license fee for use. Using it without paying will > > get you a nasty SCOlding. ;-) > > your patent is ONLY on slapping Jeremy right handed, I have the patent on > slapping him left handed, be careful my license fee is lower and open > source to benefit leftys!!! I'm sorry but your patent is a derivative work based on my patent and therefore my claim still applies. Furthermore, by application of the now famous SCO "Universal Patent claim process" [(c) SCO 2003], all works derived from "slapping' are encompassed by this claim. These include the forms "whack" As in "Lets Whack McBride", "He's whack", "what a whacko", and the ever popular "whacking *ff". (apologies to the list...) -- Jeff Kinz, Open-PC, Emergent Research, Hudson, MA. [email protected] copyright 2003. Use is restricted. Any use is an acceptance of the offer at http://www.kinz.org/policy.html. Don't forget to change your password often. _______________________________________________ Subscription and Archive: https://www.redhat.com/mailman/listinfo/open-source-now-list/ - For K12OS technical help join K12OSN: <https://www.redhat.com/mailman/listinfo/k12osn>