Re: [OS:N:] (no subject)

Thomas Corriher <[email protected]>
Newsgroups gmane.org.open-source-now
Message-ID <20030816144436.DNUA27767.imf21aec.mail.bellsouth.net@there>
> This reminds me of my favorite "lightbulb" joke:
>
> Q: How many Microsoft programmers does it 
>    take to screw in a light bulb?
> 
> A: None. Bill Gates will just declare Darkness(TM) 
>    the new industry standard.


Q:  How many MCSE's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A:  It can't be done.  You have to upgrade your entire house
     to "House 2.0".  This requires demolishing it, and rebuilding
     from the foundation.

Q: How many Linux geeks does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: It takes two -- one to write the Change-Lightbulb-HOWTO,
    and another to follow the instructions.

-- 
 Thomas Corriher


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