Louis Magazzu, N.J. Politician, Resigns After Nude Photos Appear Online
NJ Politician Louis Magazzu Makes an Increasingly Common Mistake
Louis Magazzu in the buff. Hope you're happy, America.
TRENTON, N.J. -- So now it’s powerful South Jersey politician and father of
five Louis Magazzu—Cumberland County freeholder, former chair of that
county’s Democratic Party—who’s stepped down after naked photos of him turned
up online. Magazzu originally sent the cell-phone photos at the request of
a woman friend who, it turned out, was in cahoots with what he now calls “
an avowed political enemy.” Hey, Lou? Guess what? This is going to come as a
huge shock to you, I know, since you clearly think your dick is the eighth
wonder of the world. But women don’t want to see it. We don’t want to see
grainy gray cell-phone photos of Anthony Weiner’s underpants, either, or
Christopher Lee’s torso. Venus to Mars: We don’t care!
Is there some way we can make this more plain for you? If a lady-friend you
chat with online asks you to text her photos of your naked bod, she’s not
your lady-friend. And if she doesn’t ask—if you just spontaneously feel
like making the magnanimous gesture of gifting her with a cell-phone snap of
your most private parts—you’re dumber than dirt. That is not your best
side.
You know those gorgeous, glossy, expensively staged porn magazines you love
to “read”? Women don’t. We’re not wired that way. You know who types the
words “free porn” into search engines 97 percent of the time? Guys, that’
s who. Remember Playgirl? It stopped printing a print edition. Then it came
back to print, but with an audience its own spokesman admits is
predominantly male. If we didn’t want to see Keith Urban’s turgid spear, gentlemen,
why would we want to see yours?
Sending naked cell-phone photos to a woman isn’t “flirting.” Buying her
flowers is flirting. Staring into her eyes over a couple of glasses of good
wine is flirting. Dancing with her is flirting. Pulling down your Dockers to
take a photo of your personal tent city? Not.
Samantha on Sex and the City is a fictional character. You want a woman’s
gratitude and affection? Keep your cell phone in your damned pocket and
vacuum the living room.
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