RE: they've got to be kidding (no se7ens)

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>>>if I don't buy any
BOGOFs (Buy One Get One Free) then I spend less than if I buy all these
'bargains' which I hadn't intended buying in the first place.  Please
forgive me if I'm starting to sound like a woman.>>>

Nope, no womanhood here.......

You have clearly not read the moorshooz theory properly. If you had 
invested in more BOGOFs then all those extra items you get for free 
represent huge savings. Which in turn allows you to buy more BOGOFS. 
Whilst it is true that the amount actually removed from your account has 
increased, the savings, represented by all these bargains now occupying 
your cupboards is what you should consider.

To apply the moorshooz theory you should deduct the value of the items 
obtained "for free" from the absolute amount to see what you really spent 
:-))

Next time you go, you should only come back with two of everything, having 
purchased all the BOGOFs and nothing else.

I concede that this may mean that you go without some trivial items such 
as toilet paper for a while, but its only a matter of time before they 
come up on the BOGOF rota :-)) In the meantime though you'll be able to 
binge on own brand baked beans and other such delicacies.......

:-)))

Vinnie

PS If anyone hears of any new tyres going on a BOGOF scheme do let us know 
:-))
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