[dylug] HOMEWORK!!!!!!!!!!!!

NITIN chandnani <[email protected]> Fri, 4 Mar 2005 01:26:00 -0800 (PST)
Newsgroups gmane.user-groups.linux.dylug
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Antonio came home from school one day and walked into
the kitchen. His 
grandma asked him, "Antonio, what did you learn in
school today?"

Antonio replied, "Well, we learned about penises, and
vaginas, and sexual 
intercourse, and masturbation."

Grandma hauled off and slapped Antonio, hard. He ran
up to his room, crying. 
Antonio's mother walked in and cried, "Ma! Why did you
go and hit Antonio!?"

Grandma replied, "Well, I asked him what he learned in
school today. He 
started talking about sex, and penises, and
masturbation!"

Antonio's mother said, "Ma! That's what they learn.
It's called sex 
education!"

Well, Grandma felt bad about hitting Antonio, so she
went upstairs to 
apologize. When she opened his bedroom door she found
him on his bed 
masturbating. Without a blink, she said, "Antonio,
when you're finished with 
your homework, come downstairs and talk to me."

nitin



	
		
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