[dylug] Some good ones
amit gupta <[email protected]> Fri, 4 Mar 2005 14:32:29 +0530
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Here is a little bit of fun for you techies . njoy Once Banta Singh attended an Interview. Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : Ok Interviewer : Made in India Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan Interviewer : Keep it Up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Banta Singh : Put it Down Interviewer : Maxi Mum Banta Singh : Mini Dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Don't take my seat Interviewer : Idiot! Take your Seat Banta Singh : Clever! Don't take my Seat Interviewer : I say you get out! Banta Singh : You didn't say I come in Interviewer : I reject you! Banta Singh : You Appoint me Interviewer: .......!!!!!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa: What is another difference between a mosquito and a fly? Banta: A fly can fly but a mosquito cannot mosquito. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Banta: When did George Washington die? Santa: two days before his funeral. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Banta: Tell me five FEROCIOUS animals you can think of........ Santa: 3 Lions and 2 Tigers. ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Banta Singh was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The Judge askd him if he had anything to say in his defence. "They should not put up such misleading notices", said Banta. "It said, FINE FOR PARKING HERE" ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Santa Singh and Banta Singh were always boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh : Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh : Yes I have. Santa Singh : Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh : That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh : Yes I have. Banta Singh : Well, my father killed it. Yahoo! India Matrimony: Find your life partner online. Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ADVERTISEMENT ________________________________ Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sep04Sc1_Blr/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service. ________________________________ Yahoo! Groups Links To visit your group on the web, go to: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Sep04Sc1_Blr/ To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: [email protected] Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to the Yahoo! Terms of Service.