[dylug] always keep ur BRAKES in ORDER!!!!

An older man had met a younger woman, but
unfortunately he was unable to
last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A
caring man, he was
concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so
he called his doctor
for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before
sex often helped men
last longer during the act.

The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."

He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to
do it. He couldn't do
it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
that was too open. He
considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.

Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he
pulled his truck
over
on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
underneath as if he was
examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he
undid his pants and
started to relieve himself sexually. He closed his
eyes and thought of his
lover.

As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at
the bottom of his
pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
he kept his eyes shut

and replied, "What?"

He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you
doing?"

The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
busted."

The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes,
because your truck
rolled
down the hill 5 minutes ago.



	
		
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