Re: [dylug] always keep ur BRAKES in ORDER!!!!

hey nitin , 

i am no saint myself and i think you have a brilliant sense of humour
but my gut feeling says lets just try to keep the 'out and out raunchy
jokes' out of the mailing list. I would be honoured to get them in my
inbox but not on dylug mailing list. Again , this is not meant to
discourage you to post mails but just my gut feeling that not everyone
might enjoy these mails : ) . But incase other people dont mind , then
neither do I.

cheers , 
vivek  

 


On Sun, 6 Mar 2005 18:04:29 -0800 (PST), NITIN chandnani
<[email protected]> wrote:
> 
> An older man had met a younger woman, but
> unfortunately he was unable to
> last very long before he would orgasm during sex. A
> caring man, he was
> concerned that he was disappointing his new lover, so
> he called his doctor
> for advice. The doc told him that masturbating before
> sex often helped men
> last longer during the act.
> 
> The man decided, "What the hell, I'll try it."
> 
> He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to
> do it. He couldn't do
> it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but
> that was too open. He
> considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
> 
> Finally, he realised his solution. On his way home, he
> pulled his truck
> over
> on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled
> underneath as if he was
> examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he
> undid his pants and
> started to relieve himself sexually. He closed his
> eyes and thought of his
> lover.
> 
> As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at
> the bottom of his
> pants.
> Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm,
> he kept his eyes shut
> 
> and replied, "What?"
> 
> He heard, "This is the police. What the hell are you
> doing?"
> 
> The man replied, "I'm checking out the rear axle, it's
> busted."
> 
> The cop says, "Well, you better check your brakes,
> because your truck
> rolled
> down the hill 5 minutes ago.
> 
> 
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