[dylug] COMPUTER s.....o.........n........g...........

COMPUTER YUG KA SONG SUNO...........
COMPUTER YUG KA SONG SUNO...........
Computer Programming Song

# Local Variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal
do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..


# Global Variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har
ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai


# Null POinters
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.

# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.

# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum


# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.

# The debugger 
Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi
mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.

# From VC++ to VB 
Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum
kahan.

# Untrackable bug 
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.

# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.

# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo,ye na socho.

# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak
jayega mil kar bojh uthana

# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to
nahin..


# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do
parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba



And Some Films

# ESC &nbsp :NO DO GYARA

# UNDO &nbsp :AA AB LAUT CHALE

# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS &nbsp :BUDHA MIL GAYA

# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE &nbsp :EK DUJE KE LIYE

# ALT+CNTR+DEL &nbsp :AAKHARI RASTA

# HARD DISK & FLOPPY &nbsp :GHARWALI BAHERWALI

# RAM &nbsp :KORA KAGAZ

# C++ & C BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA

nitin

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