[dylug] Programming For Love

C Programming for LOVE

#include<STD ISD PCO.h>
#include<love.h>
#define Cute  beautiful_lady

main()
{
goto college;
scanf("100%",&ladies);

if(lady ==Cute   )
    line++;
while( !reply )
{

      printf("I Love U");

    scanf("100%",&reply);

}

if(reply == "GAALI")
    main();  /* go back and repeat the process */

else if(reply ==  "SANDAL ")
  exit(1);

else if(reply == "I Love U")
{
    lover =Cute ;
    love = (heart*)malloc(sizeof(lover));
}

goto restaurant;

restaurant:
{
     food++;
     smile++;
    pay->money = lover->money;
    return(college);
}

if(time==2.30)
goto cinema;

cinema:
{
     watch++;
     if(intermission)
    {
     coke++;
     Popecorn++;

    }
}

if(time ==6.00)
goto park;

park:
{
    for(time=6.30;time<=8.30;time+=0.001)
        kiss = kiss+1;
}

free(lover);
return(home);

if(time ==9.30)
   goto pub;

pub:
{
   friends++;
   party++;
   booze++;
   smoke++;

   if(pub.close())
   {
     pay->bill;
     come->out;
   }
}

if (highly->intoxicated)
    goto friendsroom;
else
{
   sweetpan++;
   polo++;
   goto home;
}

friendsroom:
{
   goto sleep;
}

home:
{
   if(mom.shouts())
   {
     reason=(combinedstudy || projectwork ||
friendsbday);
    say->reason;
   }
   if(dad.shouts())
           shut->yourmouth;

   call->lover;
   if(phone->voice==(lover_dad->voice ||
lover_mom->voice))
   {
      hang++;
   }
   else if(phone->voice==lover->voice)
   {
     for(time=12:30;time<=1.30;time+=0.001)
     {
     say->ILuvU;
     scanf("100%",&reply); /* "I Love U" already
stored in reply */
     }
   }
   goto sleep;
 }

sleep:
{
   *(dream)=love;
}
}


Cheers


 

 

 From Varun 


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