Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five

> NancyGene wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
>> 
>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>> 
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> NancyGene <user11968> wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Will Dockery <user3274> posted:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> MALLARD.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy
>>>>>> Barbers)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> No, Mallard is a Deacon of a local Baptist church, not a minister.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Glad to clear up another misrepresentation of yours, Pendragon.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 😏
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Ducky is not a minister, a singer, a songwriter, a guitar player, a
>>>>>> model, a poet or a photographer.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Could he be the "Mangled Baby Ducky" that's also a floor wax?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> He might also be a delicious dessert topping, but I don't want him
>>>>>> ducking around on my ice cream. Has anyone tried yet to put Ducky in a
>>>>>> Jar?
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ducky isn't more irritating than "painful rectal itch", that's reserved
>>>>> for (Little Willie) Douchebags.
>>>>> 
>>>>> [ www . facebook. com / reel/ 2101731810769554 ]
>>>>> 
>>>>> --
>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Jordy's Uncle rather enjoys rectal itch and doesn't find it painful at all.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Was Stinky G. a Deacon?  Is Jordy's Uncle a Deacon?
>>> 
>>> As Ducky explained:
>>> 
>>> "Deacon is a supportive position."  We will check the Kama Sutra for that.
>>> 
>>> "Deacons [...] serve the needs of the Donkey so he can concentrate on things when time permits."
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Does the Donkey pronounce this "DICK on?"  "DICK ist?"  "DEE ah con?"
> 
> 
> We see NO evidence that Ducky is a deacon anywhere, so we have to assume that Donkey's claim is a lie.




Ducky may know the definition of "deacon," but he is not one--the content in his "songs" is offensive so would disqualify him in any case.  He is not a deacon, and Will Donkey cannot pronounce the word.  Douchebag Donkey Deacon. 


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