Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Five

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>>> NancyGene <user11968> wrote in
>>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Will Dockery <user3274> posted:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>>>>> posted:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> MALLARD.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Mallard is a minister (possibly with the Church of the Holy
>>>>>>> Barbers)
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> No, Mallard is a Deacon of a local Baptist church, not a minister.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Glad to clear up another misrepresentation of yours, Pendragon.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 😏
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Ducky is not a minister, a singer, a songwriter, a guitar player, a
>>>>>>> model, a poet or a photographer.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Could he be the "Mangled Baby Ducky" that's also a floor wax?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> He might also be a delicious dessert topping, but I don't want him
>>>>>>> ducking around on my ice cream. Has anyone tried yet to put Ducky in a
>>>>>>> Jar?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Ducky isn't more irritating than "painful rectal itch", that's reserved
>>>>>> for (Little Willie) Douchebags.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> [ www . facebook. com / reel/ 2101731810769554 ]
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Jordy's Uncle rather enjoys rectal itch and doesn't find it painful at all.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Was Stinky G. a Deacon?  Is Jordy's Uncle a Deacon?
>>>> 
>>>> As Ducky explained:
>>>> 
>>>> "Deacon is a supportive position."  We will check the Kama Sutra for that.
>>>> 
>>>> "Deacons [...] serve the needs of the Donkey so he can concentrate on things when time permits."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Does the Donkey pronounce this "DICK on?"  "DICK ist?"  "DEE ah con?"
>> 
>> 
>> We see NO evidence that Ducky is a deacon anywhere, so we have to assume that Donkey's claim is a lie.
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> Ducky may know the definition of "deacon," but he is not one--the content in his "songs" is offensive so would disqualify him in any case.  He is not a deacon, and Will Donkey cannot pronounce the word.  Douchebag Donkey Deacon.



"Offering" up another Donkey lie. 


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