Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Six

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>> 
>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>> 
>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>> 
>>> 
>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "LeGents" appears to be a satirical modification of the "Legends"
>>> bar that Will Donkey often spoke of performing at.
>>> 
>>> Folklore being spread by word of mouth, and often elaborated on by
>>> the person doing the telling, Will's karaoke performances were
>>> transformed into go-go dancing.
>>> 
>>> "Jordy" was most likely incorporated into the story because Will and
>>> "Jordy" were inseparable at the time (at least on Usenet).
>>> 
>>> Will's practice of stealing tips from the waitresses at Legends has
>>> been mentioned so many times, and by so many different posters, that
>>> one finds it hard to believe that there's not at least a grain or
>>> two of truth behind it.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> According to the folklore, Will Donkey also stole tips from his
>>> wife, who waited tables when Will wasn't forcing her to work the
>>> street corners and taco bars.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> How many more did Douchebag Willie attempt to pimp out. I guess
>>> that's what was behind the bait shop being turned into a Bo-Dello.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well, Sarah Donkeytits was already in the trade, so that was an easy
>>> one.  She taught her daughter and her daughter's bastard all of her
>>> tricks, so Will Donkey is well positioned.  Mildred would have been
>>> there as 4 generations, but she had to be put down.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Well, at least Dreckweasel got a shed out of it. Speaking of sheds,
>>> that surely has to be part of the AAPC Folklore.
>>> 
>>> How about the Irish Spring Incident?
>>> 
>>> There's so much to work with...
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> We think that The Shed was already addressed, but there can always
>>> be updates such as when the rotten trees fall on it, lightning
>>> strikes it, or it is finally condemned.  Yes, we would like to read
>>> the folklore behind the Irish Spring Incident.   We assume that
>>> there were instructions included in the package?
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Sadly, no instructions. Amazon wouldn't let me put "wash your
>>> diseased mouth out with these 24 bars" in the "special message".
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> No, no, you would have needed to include "wet the soap bar with water,
>>> spread the suds over the body, scrub the body with soap and a clean
>>> cloth, rinse with clean water, repeat, repeat, repeat."
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> I tried a variation of that involving bleach and gargling but it was
>> denied.
>> 
>> --
>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
> 
> 
> 
> You would probably have to include instructions on how to open the soap wrapper, as the item has not been in the shed for almost 70 years.  Donkey is probably still trying to read the letters on the package and figure out if you can drink, eat or snort "Irish Spring."



As a devout homophobe, Will is worried that ingesting a "manly" product might make him appear to be gay. 


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