Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-Seven

> HarryLime wrote:
> ELLEN HORNY
> 
> Ellen Horny is an admirer, and suspected ex-lover, of Will Donkey.
> 
> She's known for having filmed (very badly) the majority of his karaoke performances at LeGents with her iphone.
> 
> Apart from that, she's said to be a local (Columbus) crazy cat lady, who is armed and extremely dangerous.




Ellen dislikes being called "Horny," and has been known to send this image (sans cats) via Facebook Messenger to anyone attaching the offensive final "y" to her last name. 


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