Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-One

> HarryLime wrote:
> 
>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> That is the nature of folklore
>>>>> 
>>>>> Of course in this particular instance, the photograph of Will with
>>>>> half a roll of t.p. hanging out of his nose, pretty much cinches it
>>>>> as true.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> It was a joke, Harry.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Sorry that it went over your head.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 😏
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Covid masks weren't being worn to protect the wearer from catching
>>>>> the disease, they were to prevent him from spreading it to others.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Here's the current death toll:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Worldwide, over 7.1 million confirmed deaths have been reported, with
>>>>> total estimated true death tolls (including excess mortality) ranging
>>>>> between 19 million and 36 million people.
>>>>> 
>>>>> In light of the above numbers, making fun about wearing a Covid mask
>>>>> to protect others is unspeakably disgusting behavior.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Does Will Donkey deny that the picture is a real and true photo of him
>>>>> with toilet paper hanging out of his nose?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> How can he? He never denied The Dreckpon Incident. He called it a gag
>>>>> gift, I called it a waste of space.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> The Donkey insists that it was "a joke"... and perhaps it was.
>>>>> 
>>>>> But it's so typically Donkeyesque that whatever his reason for doing
>>>>> it, he will always be remembered for it.
>>>>> 
>>>>> (My personal theory is that he was caught attempting to smuggle some
>>>>> lightly-used t.p. from LeGents back to his Shed.)
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will Donkey's jokes are as bad as his grammar and his singing.  Also,
>>>>> any reasonably intelligent person would smuggle t.p. in his pants and
>>>>> not up his nose.  Of course, he may have been planning to t.p. his shed
>>>>> for winter insulation.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Will Donkey was gifted bespoke t.p.
>>>>> 
>>>>> https://myimgs.org/image/kPcdVpUk
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Uncle Jordy has that toilet paper and loves to rub it on his twinky bottom.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Ewwwwww!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Will Donkey seems to have abandoned Uncle Jordy and the dead Stinky G in favor of Ducky Mallard.
>> 
>> 
>> We should not shame those who practice Donkey-Duck love.  It's the "thing with feathers."
> 
> 
> 
> When you use a feather, it's called "kinky."  Unfortunately, Donkey uses the whole Duck.



Well, he's "all in." 


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