Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Four

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Practically all of the information contained in the folklore cited
>>>>>>> above can be confirmed by Will Donkey's posts, Will Donkey's
>>>>>>> autobiographical notes (posted on G.J. Dunce's wiki pages, or in
>>>>>>> public records.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> There is additional folklore about their relationship (as in Will's
>>>>>>> pimping Kathy out for tacos), but that appears to be purely a
>>>>>>> matter of conjecture predicated upon Kathy's abandoning her
>>>>>>> children, pretending to be dead, and planning to establish a new
>>>>>>> life for herself in Texas under an assumed name.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> One of the reasons why so much lore has arisen regarding Kathy's
>>>>>>> life, is that the dates and timelines change drastically regarding
>>>>>>> her story every time Will Dockery retells it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> On top of this, the idea that a young mother would leave her toddler
>>>>>>> with her parents, and spend between 1 - 3 months (depending on which
>>>>>>> version of the story one reads) in a self-designed witness
>>>>>>> protection program from her husband makes one wonder just what Will
>>>>>>> Dockery had been doing to her at the time.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Her parents appeared to be aware of what was going on, but refused
>>>>>>> to tell Will anything, and the local police attempted to make Will
>>>>>>> think that she was dead.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> According to Will, she simply didn't come home from her job as a
>>>>>>> waitress one night.  He "looked all over" for several hours, then
>>>>>>> proceeded to get drunk, stoned, and to engage in sex with the local
>>>>>>> sl*ts.  Eventually, he received word from a sanitarium that she'd
>>>>>>> checked herself in at Will's expense.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Since Will often mentions that he enjoys the services of "ladies of
>>>>>>> the evening," a story arose that he was pimping Kathy out for taco
>>>>>>> change.  In some of the more lurid versions of this folk tale, he
>>>>>>> pimped young Clay out as well.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Kathy finally decided to end the marriage when Clay found a Donkey
>>>>>>> poem and asked his mother if Dad really at a cat.  It turns out that
>>>>>>> Will had been writing poems about his sexual liaisons with his
>>>>>>> co-workers and self-published them in a chapbook.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> According to one story by Will Donkey, Kathy wasn't mad that he
>>>>>>> cheated on her, but that he'd performed oral sex on the co-worker
>>>>>>> while she was driving a pizza delivery car -- but had always refused
>>>>>>> to do it with Kathy.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Either way, the marriage ended for good.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Kathy remarried again, and Will spent his Christmases peeking in her
>>>>>>> living room to see the presents underneath the tree.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> That is a dispiriting tale (tail?).  And Will Donkey, after Kathy's
>>>>>>> death, started to drag her corpse around Shitholeville and on the "You
>>>>>>> might be from Shitholeville if" website.  He still drags her,
>>>>>>> continually posting her picture and calling her his late wife, just
>>>>>>> for sympathy.  People think that Will is a grieving widower, and Will
>>>>>>> Donkey accepts their condolences with a few ceremonial sniffs.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> The "Corpse-Dragging Douchebag" ought to be part of AAPC Folklore.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> What say ye?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>>>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>>>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>>>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>>>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>>>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>>>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>>>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Yes, that is a highlight of the Shitholeville folklore.  Donkey dragged so many corpses that he made a new road through the town.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> One of the reasons Donkey loves corpse-dragging, is that he can pretend that he and the deceased were friends without fear of being contradicted by them.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Yes, and most of them wanted to shoot Will Donkey.  Lady K hated the Donkey's guts and wanted nothing to do with him, yet he drags her around like she was a possession he lost.
>> 
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>> According to one of the Donkey's poems, he once wandered the empty streets on Christmas and peeked in the window of the house where his ex-wife who had married again and ex-children lived with their new father.
>> 
>> I've always suspected that he was second-handing that story from Stella Dallas, but who knows?
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> Stella Dallas: "I've always been known to have a stack of waffles!"




"With a pound of butter, and a gallon of maple syrup on top!" 


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