Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty
Cujo DeSockpuppet <[email protected]>
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[email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in news:[email protected]: >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> George J. Dance wrote: >>>> >>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka >>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip] >>>> >>>> >>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the >>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the >>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE >>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael >>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his >>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series. >>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120 >>> >>> >>> >>> Details regarding have been argued countless times at A.A.P.C. and >>> the folklore stays true to the facts as reported by the main >>> participants, Will Dockery and Hieronymous Corey. >> >> >> >> According to the folklore, Will Donkey was so frightened by Corey's >> "threat" (to kick his ass with words like "bugly"), that he spent the >> first few days of the Doo-nanny crapping his pants. He even claimed >> to have seen Corey among the members of the audience, looking for the >> perfect moment to assassinate him. >> >> Videos of the event, however, reveal that Will's audience consisted >> of an obese, middle-aged woman, the unseen person filming her dancing >> to Will's music, and a dog. > > > > > As in most things pertaining to Will Donkey, the exact dates regarding > the Doo-Nannies are unclear -- but it appears to have been abandoned > either that year, or soon afterwards. > > Apparently, the only audiences it attracted were members of the > RiverWalk Homeless Camp. And one or two stray dogs. The fleas, ticks and other non-shitkicker vermin would like a word. Well...maybe they have taste. -- "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa