Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-One

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>>>> in news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime)
>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE
>>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> As unbelievable as this might seem, it really happened, and is
>>>>>> well-documented in A.A.P.C. posts and "The Autograph of Zorro"
>>>>>> videos on YouTube.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Even more unbelievable, Will Donkey still claims that Mr. Benders
>>>>>> and he were friends who held each other's work in the highest
>>>>>> regard.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Mr. Benders, otoh, had this to say:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without a
>>>>>> single interesting thought in them. You think you have the right to
>>>>>> flood countless groups with this Spam because...well,
>>>>>> eh,...because..... because you like to call yourself a poet."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> and this:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Continuously flashing your small weener in public will not make it
>>>>>> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only one
>>>>>> reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
>>>>>> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
>>>>>> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. Your a sad old
>>>>>> f**k, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will be a
>>>>>> better place if that happens."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> and this:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem in
>>>>>> your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one will
>>>>>> remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will remember
>>>>>> you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose online which
>>>>>> gives Americans an even worse name than they already have. All
>>>>>> spammers I have seen so far were all without a single exception
>>>>>> Americans. Why do you think that is? I'll tell you why: because they
>>>>>> get the idea spoonfed in their education that it's their godgiven
>>>>>> right to pollute the world with their 'opinions' - bolstered under
>>>>>> the flag of 'freedom of speech' without any sort of comprehension or
>>>>>> reflection what 'freedom' or what 'speech' would be."
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Even PJR is in awe of Benders.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!!
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> --
>>>>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the
>>>>>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was
>>>>>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I
>>>>>> soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff,
>>>>>> that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most of the
>>>>>> people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>>>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak
>>>>>> reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie
>>>>>> Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Unfortunately, Benders was a bit before my time (at A.A.P.C.), but he
>>>>>> appears to have attained an almost mythological status.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> This response appears in the discussion at:
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709228474#709228474
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> He was before my time here too, but Dreckery won several Usenet Kook
>>>>> Awards for that stupidity.
>>>>> 
>>>>> ALL HAIL BENDERS!!!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Donkey printed out a list of each of those awards, which he proudly displays alongside of his a**hole Merit Badges and his Perky.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> If Will Donkey is remembered at all (even as a footnote in Usenet history), it will be for having been the butt of the biggest troll ever... as his drunken performances as Zorro (complete with clown shoes and a Zorro mask) attest.
>> 
>> 
>> Will Donkey won't be remembered by anyone, even by his family.  He's not leaving anyone anything, so the Donkeytits family won't even drag him around.
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> But... but... but...
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> He has a PERKY, dammit!!!



The Perky award has been composted. 


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