Re: Those Kooky Dockerys
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> MummyChunk wrote: > >> Will-Dockery wrote: >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> [snip] >> >> >> Since you love stalking so much, NancyGene, here's photograph of Clay taken today, with his sister. >> >> He came to Georgia to catch a baseball game, the Columbus Clingstones, an up and coming team. >> >> See JLA Forums attachment below. >> >> 😏 > > > Who is Clay? Clay Dockery is one of a handful of persons who have figured prominently in the A.A.P.C. folklore in spite of the fact that they have never (or almost never) posted here. This is largely due to the fact that Clay's Facebook page, and other social media platforms including his own webpage, featured photographs of him dressing up in various costumes as a professional cosplayer. Clay even appears in several of the Donkey poems and songs. The following poem, is perhaps his most popular: Big Fat Fuckin' Epiphany I had an epiphany yesterday I realized that Clay is gay He plays dress up as Princess Lei- Around the village every day You'll see him prance and swish and sway But I still love him anyway. I had an epiphany last night, by heck That I'm a bum whose life's a total wreck I mooch off my brother's disability check I've got six chins beneath my neck But no one ever would suspeck Because they're hid beneath my beard. I have to say it's really weird To see yourself as others do. My wife and kids done left me, too I guess they saw the way I see Myself with this epiphany. So I can't write and I can't sing And I can't fight Jim in a ring Not even for some charity. I'm just a Fat Fuck in a tent Whose "poetry" ain't worth a cent Who never bathes or pays his rent And stinks like beer and pee. And just in case you haven't guessed This Fat Fuck bum who's such a mess I'll here confess that it is me Willie "Douchebag" Dockery. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660334562#660334562 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655