Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Thirty-Two

HarryLime wrote:
>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka 
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>>>>> [snip]
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the 
>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the 
>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN BE 
>>>>> TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added)
>>>>> - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka 
>>>>> One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> The Waffle House posts by Will Dockery and George Sulzbach can be 
>>>> read in the A.A.P.C. archives.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Below are some of the many examples:
>>>
>>> "Waffle House locations here close at nine at night so they are not 
>>> open all night, which explains why I stated that they were closed."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "The last time I went to Waffle House was in August, at the Alabama 
>>> location."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "Waffle House closing at 9pm is a big change."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "No, I get my waffles at Waffle House, not here."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "Who doesn't like waffles, really?"
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "Waffle House is no longer the late night spot for coffee, 
>>> conversation and Wi-Fi."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "Now it turns out that Waffle House is open until nine at night, 
>>> which is a major change from the open all night schedule that was 
>>> traditional."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "…the local Waffle House locations are closing at 9pm, so are not 
>>> good for late night coffee and Wi-Fi."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "I just rode past the Waffle House on Macon Road and they seem to be 
>>> closed."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>>  "…the Waffle House dining area was not open the last time I stopped 
>>> by there."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>>
>>> "I have not been to a Waffle House in months."
>>> -- Will Dockery, discussing poetry.
>>
>>
>> I'd say the above quotations conclusive prove that the A.A.P.C. 
>> folklore regarding the Waffle House, is based entirely upon fact.
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> Donkeys love waffles.
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>

Will Donkey has a single true desire
A breakfast treat that sets his soul fire
He ignores the hay, the clover, and the grass
And watches for the waffle iron to pass