Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Twenty-Eight

[email protected] (NancyGene)
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> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> Bruce wrote:
>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>> Art is in the eye of the beholder, and quite a few beholders have
>>>> recognized monkey faces in George Sulzbach's paintings.  While
>>>> some of George's friends may not want to admit it, the general
>>>> consensus holds otherwise.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> People have also recognized giant, brightly painted phalluses in
>>>> his abstract paintings.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Below is a photo of his Monkey-Faced Donkey, pen & ink, along with
>>>> an image of a "Smoking Monkey" toy, and the subject.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> In Stinky's favor, I have to admit that after comparing the trio of
>>>> images in the previous post, the likeness between all three is
>>>> actually very good.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Mildred was known to "hang around" zoos, so Stinky G. may be seeing
>>>> some not-well-hidden DNA.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Could the Donkey be part monkey?
>>>> What a horrifying thought!
>>>> Captured by his clueless flunky,
>>>> Mildred's zoo-time screw-times caught.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Yes, the Donkey is part monkey
>>> Look what Mildred’s tastes have wrought!
>>> The Donkey smells so funky
>>> That some “friends” would like him shot.
>> 
>> 
>> He's an a**hole with an afro
>> Who's too fat to climb a tree,
>> As a monkey, he's a flunky --
>> Just a toothless chimpanzee.
>> 
>> 
>> 
> 
> HUZZAH!



No chimpanzees or Donkeys wear an afro in the wild
But Donkey’s hair’s been like that ever since he was a child
In Columbus race appropriation’s always been reviled
And so the Donkeytits have been to Shitholeville exiled.[/quote]

Will's parents told him to behave
And shave his head as white men should,
His Pa was rolling in his grave
When Will "convert(ed) to negrohood."

"and you know… that over the years, I HAVE come really
close to 'converting' to negrohood... remember in the early 1980s
when I hated white folks and all that?"
-- Will Dockery, on racism and "negrohood."[/quote]


Negrohood in Shitholeville
Was a natural for our Will
Mildred said Will’s afro hair
Resulted from a brief affair
In Wakanda, where she’d moved
As Zu-Bolton’s letter proved. 


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