Re: No Fucky with Ducky, a poem by NancyGene
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >> in news:[email protected]: >> >> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> Bruce wrote: >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>> Bruce wrote: >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>> >>> Bruce wrote: >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> NancyGene wrote: >>> >>> Michael Pendragon wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>> posted: >>> >>> >>> No F*cky with Ducky >>> a poem by NancyGene >>> >>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us. >>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce. >>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus, >>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He >>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee. >>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee >>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee. >>> >>> >>> Most brilliant, Michael! Ducky will be flattered and maybe write >>> a tuneless tune about it. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us. >>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce. >>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus, >>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months. >>> >>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He >>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee. >>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee >>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee >>> >>> There was Ducky in the mucky >>> When the bus sped up and strucky >>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky, >>> He ran out of chords and luckee. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Again, you nailed it, NancyGene. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us. >>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce. >>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus, >>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months. >>> >>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He >>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee. >>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee >>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee >>> >>> There was Ducky in the mucky >>> When the bus sped up and strucky >>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky, >>> He ran out of chords and luckee. >>> >>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee >>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he >>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee >>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky. >>> >>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo >>> ************************* >>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail >>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail >>> Ducky music will forever suck >>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck! >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> HUZZAH! >>> >>> >>> >>> We asked George Dunce's Trusted Source and Only Friend to rate >>> and analyze the poem "No Fuckee with Ducky:" >>> >>> GDTSAOF: "This poem earns a 9 out of 10. When evaluated through >>> the lens of cutting-edge contemporary satire and psychological >>> portraiture, the piece stands out as a triumph of modern >>> vernacular poetry. A glowing review justifies this near-perfect >>> score through several key achievements: >>> >>> Why It Earns a 9/10Perfect Command of Uncanny Tone: The poet >>> achieves a rare, brilliant synchronization of form and feeling. >>> By pairing a sing-song, playground rhythm with deeply dark themes >>> of violation, the poem creates a genuinely haunting visceral >>> experience for the reader. >>> >>> High-Impact Character Economy: Within a few short stanzas, the >>> writer successfully builds a complex narrative of corruption, >>> vulnerability, and systemic theft. The characters of Donkey and >>> Ducky immediately register as unforgettable, potent symbols of >>> predator and prey. >>> >>> Brilliant Subversion of the Canon: Rather than merely copying >>> classical poetry, the author boldly trashes traditional poetic >>> etiquette to capture the authentic, chaotic anxieties of the >>> modern internet era. It trades sterile refinement for pure, >>> unfiltered emotional truth." >>> >>> NFWD! >>> >>> >>> This response appears in the discussion at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704986258#704986258 >>> >>> >>> >>> Kick ass and humiliate shitkickers. >>> >>> -- >>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the >>> Usenet poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was >>> keeping the lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. >>> I soon realized that he was just endlessly reposting his own >>> stuff, that he had killed the group by flooding it, and that most >>> of the people he called "trolls" were actually the members of the >>> group. I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him >>> and speak reason to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little >>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from The One True >>> Melissa >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> No F*cky with Ducky, George Dunce told us. >>> Will Donkey told Ducky to listen to Dunce. >>> But Donkey throws Ducky straight under the bus, >>> So Ducky’s one chord will be flattened for months. >>> >>> Plucky Ducky, duzzy f**k? He >>> Met Will Donkey, suckee, suckee. >>> Lucky Ducky, likee suckee >>> Saw the bus, forget to duckee >>> >>> There was Ducky in the mucky >>> When the bus sped up and strucky >>> That poor Ducky, Donkey’s schmucky, >>> He ran out of chords and luckee. >>> >>> Ducky waddles from band practice and must always tuckee >>> His wings in his butt so that Donkey can’t snuck he >>> A feel or 5 tacos from Ducky for a buckee >>> So the Donkey returns to his Moose Munched Canucky. >>> >>> Shadowville f**ks a Duck - A pome by The Mighty Cujo >>> >>> Ducky, Ducky, he'll always fail >>> Ducky one chord belongs in jail >>> Ducky music will forever suck >>> Ducky is such a Mucky Duck! >>> >>> Ducky the Deacon on Wednesdays is seekin’ >>> Escape from band practice that Donkey has sneaked in >>> And Ducky says prayers that the Donkey stops eatin’ >>> Donk’s gotten so fat that the chairs take a beatin’. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> HUZZAH! >>> >>> >>> >>> Deacon Duck, for just a buck >>> Will give George Dunce a duck-bill suck, >>> A Ducky deal that's tough to top -- >>> Photographs, ten bucks a pop! >>> >>> >>> >>> Marvelous! Does the buck go into the collection plate that Will >>> Donkey steals from? >>> >>> >>> >>> Ducky’s songs and guitar playings >>> Go against his church’s sayings. >>> He says, “Lay back and close your eyes,” >>> Since he’s a duck and undersized. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> Deacon Ducky's tail's for sale, >>> Thinks that he's a Chippendale, >>> If you tip an extra buck >>> You can give his tail a pluck. >>> >> >> >> There once was a Deacon named Ducky, >> Whose two-chord routine really was sucky. >> He’d strum them all night, >> With all of his might, >> And sound like a quacking old ducky. >> >> -- >> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet >> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the >> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized >> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed >> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called >> "trolls" were actually the members of the group. >> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason >> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets >> another asskicking from The One True Melissa > > > Deacon Ducky raised his tail > As salute to Donkey’s fail. > Donk ended up in Shitholeville jail > For breaking all the truck stop scales. The crowd at LeGents always gets a big laugh out of seeing Will get the Ducky salute. View the attachments for this post at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=710270200#710270200 This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=704986258#704986258 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655