Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Ten
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> Michael Pendragon wrote: >> [email protected] (HarryLime) posted: >> >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> THE SHITHOLEVILLE ALL-STARS. >>> >>> It's been rumored that former Beatle Paul McCartney sometimes sits in with the band. >>> >>> >>> >>> The image is apparently after DirtNap Dave's demise, as Will Donkey is wearing Dave's knit cap. >>> >>> >>> >>> The Shitholeville All-Stars were initially the Conley Brother's Karaoke Band, which gave patrons a chance to sing with a live band every Thursday night at LeGents -- for a $5 donation. >>> >>> When Will got caught swiping tips off of tables to fund his next number, he was barred from LeGents, effectively bringing his collaboration with the All-Stars to an end. >>> >>> >>> After the Conleys left, Will Donkey experimented with several different lineups. This one included George J. Dunce and his Moose as specialty dancers. >>> >>> Unfortunately, when it came to dance, Dunce had two left feet. >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> In recent years, the Sh*tholes fell on harder times, and were down to just a Donkey and two kazoos. >>> >>> >>> View the attachments for this post at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709788581#709788581 >>> >>> >>> >>> >>> This response appears in the discussion at: >>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709196162#709196162 >>> >>> >> >> >> Today they're down to an all-time low: Will Donkey on vocals and Binky, who contributes... absolutely nothing. > > > Here's another shot of the Sh*tholes in their final days. A former member described the band as follows: "Individually, we are a dozen-...or-so musical merry pranksters who rotate in and out of the lineup at different venues. Collectively we are The Shitholeville All-Stars." The significance of the ellipses following the hyphen is unknown. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709196162#709196162 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655