Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Forty-One

> NancyGene wrote:
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>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Will-Dockery wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>>>> One Small Voice, etc. wrote: [snip]
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's the
>>>>>> stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC over the
>>>>>> years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY MAY NOT EVEN
>>>>>> BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael
>>>>>> Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc., on his
>>>>>> "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> That is the nature of folklore
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Of course in this particular instance, the photograph of Will with
>>>>>> half a roll of t.p. hanging out of his nose, pretty much cinches it
>>>>>> as true.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> It was a joke, Harry.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Sorry that it went over your head.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 😏
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Covid masks weren't being worn to protect the wearer from catching
>>>>>> the disease, they were to prevent him from spreading it to others.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Here's the current death toll:
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Worldwide, over 7.1 million confirmed deaths have been reported, with
>>>>>> total estimated true death tolls (including excess mortality) ranging
>>>>>> between 19 million and 36 million people.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> In light of the above numbers, making fun about wearing a Covid mask
>>>>>> to protect others is unspeakably disgusting behavior.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Does Will Donkey deny that the picture is a real and true photo of him
>>>>>> with toilet paper hanging out of his nose?
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> How can he? He never denied The Dreckpon Incident. He called it a gag
>>>>>> gift, I called it a waste of space.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> The Donkey insists that it was "a joke"... and perhaps it was.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> But it's so typically Donkeyesque that whatever his reason for doing
>>>>>> it, he will always be remembered for it.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> (My personal theory is that he was caught attempting to smuggle some
>>>>>> lightly-used t.p. from LeGents back to his Shed.)
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Will Donkey's jokes are as bad as his grammar and his singing.  Also,
>>>>>> any reasonably intelligent person would smuggle t.p. in his pants and
>>>>>> not up his nose.  Of course, he may have been planning to t.p. his shed
>>>>>> for winter insulation.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Will Donkey was gifted bespoke t.p.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> https://myimgs.org/image/kPcdVpUk
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Uncle Jordy has that toilet paper and loves to rub it on his twinky bottom.
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Ewwwwww!
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will Donkey seems to have abandoned Uncle Jordy and the dead Stinky G in favor of Ducky Mallard.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> We should not shame those who practice Donkey-Duck love.  It's the "thing with feathers."
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> When you use a feather, it's called "kinky."  Unfortunately, Donkey uses the whole Duck.
> 
> 
> Well, he's "all in."



He is the Egg Man.

*A "Pink Flamingos" reference. 


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