Re: A.A.P.C. FOLKLORE, Part Sixteen

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
>>> in news:[email protected]:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> George J. Dance wrote:
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>>>> MMP aka HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco
>>>> DeSockmonkey aka One Small Voice, etc. wrote:
>>>> [snip]
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> DISCLAIMER - "This isn't history, Donkey, but folklore. It's
>>>> the stories that have grown up regarding the members of AAPC
>>>> over the years. They may or may not be entirely true -- THEY
>>>> MAY NOT EVEN BE TRUE AT ALL." (Emphasis added) - MMP aka
>>>> HarryLime aka Michael Pendragon aka Coco DeSockmonkey aka
>>>> One Small Voice, etc., on his "A.A.P.C. Folklore" series.
>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?t=632244559&start=120
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> The Donkey-"Jordy" motel sightings most likely sprung from
>>>> their continual exchanging of greetings 24/7.  Other A.A.P.C.
>>>> members told them to "Get a room" so many times, that people
>>>> began to believe they'd actually gotten one.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> They were also told to "get a life," "get a job," "get a
>>>> clue," and "get a penicillin shot."
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Perhaps "Jordy" eventually got a clue, as he rarely puts in an
>>>> appearance here anymore.  The romance is definitely over.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> He's not even saying, "Hello 😀😀😀?"  Jordy's Uncle may
>>>> be off to Spokane, since he heard it is hotter than Fire Island.
>>>> Poor Will, lacking a receptacle.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> They'll always have Paris... or, rather, Columbus.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will and "Jordy" spent so much online time greeting one another,
>>>> that a series of "Love Is..." memes started circulating about
>>>> them.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Love is not caring about body odor, overflowing diapers or emoji
>>>> greetings.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> In which case, Will Donkey and "Jordy" made a perfect match.
>>>> 
>>>> Here they are on a late night date to the Waffle House:
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> How does Will Donkey's period fit into Uncle Jordy's quotation marks?
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Will Donkey's much too old to still get his period... although he does
>>>> still appear to suffer from chronic PMS.
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Not to mention the ongoing "douchebag rash" and headaches for wearing his
>>> Drama Queen tiara a little too tight.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> --
>>> "I've known for over a year that this guy is the assassin of the Usenet
>>> poetry community. When I first arrived, I thought he was keeping the
>>> lights on in a dead group by reposting from archives. I soon realized
>>> that he was just endlessly reposting his own stuff, that he had killed
>>> the group by flooding it, and that most of the people he called
>>> "trolls" were actually the members of the group.
>>> I've joined the crowd. I'm done trying to work with him and speak reason
>>> to him. It's exhausting and pointless." - Little Willie Douchebag gets
>>> another asskicking from The One True Melissa
>> 
>> 
>> His colon is constricting on his period, comma, and apostrophe.  That makes his ass cheeks pucker and his ears flap.
> 
> 
> I've heard that Will's exclamation point has long become a right parenthesis.
> 
> No more little punctuation marks in his future.



Yes, Will Donkey's Exchlamydia frequently flares up (or sideways). 


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