Re: M. H. Benders on Willie Douchebag - "A masochist who just keeps getting hit."

[quote="NancyGene"][quote="Cujo DeSockpuppet"][email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
news:[email protected]:


> [quote="Cujo
> DeSockpuppet"][email protected]
> (NancyGene) wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
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> [quote:a9e8f7ed26="Cujo
> DeSockpuppet"][email protected]
> (NancyGene) wrote in
> news:[email protected]:
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> Miguel Sucio wrote:
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> NancyGene wrote:
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> HarryLime wrote:
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> Miguel Sucio wrote:
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> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
> [email protected] (Will-Dockery) wrote
> in news:[email protected]:
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> Here's one of the dumbest lies Dreckster has ever tried!
> 
> "Douchebag: Well, Benders has been friendly with me for 15 years
> or so, if that changed, he hasn't informed me."
> 
> "The Mighty Cujo: I keep telling you that I know something that
> you don't. Well, a lot of things. If you weren't so addled by
> drugs, booze, inbreeding, lead paint chips and a severe case of
> delusional narcissism, you might notice that trolls aren't always
> going to tell you that you were trolled.
> 
> This is why the grownups laugh at you.
> 
> For those showing up late: This is pretty friendly according to a
> Dreckery in denial."
> 
> 
> Benders quotes:
> 
> "You write spam, Dockery. Spam. You write 200 posts a day without
> a single interesting thought in them. " -M.H. Benders
> 
> "Dockery, everyone knows that you haven't published a single poem
> in your life except on your own website. Everyone knows no one
> will remember you for your 'poems'. The only thing people will
> remember you by is the irritating spamming behavior you expose
> online -M.H. Benders
> 
> "Continuously flashing your small dick in public will not make it
> grow, Dockery. You're just hungry for attention and there's only
> one reason why: you're an empty windbag whose only talent in life
> consists of irritating other people. A masochist who just keeps
> coming back because he's addicted to getting hit. You are a sad
> old f**k, and I hope someone will shoot you soon. The world will
> be a better place if that happens." -M.H.Benders
> 
> "Cujo: Downright heartwarming, ain't it?
> 
> FEEL THE LOVE!!!!
> 
> PS: f**k off, Dreckweasel."
> 
> Q. Why is Little Willie Douchebag still slurping Benders?
> A. Benders is the greatest troll ever.
> 
> 
> --
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> 
> 
> 
> The praise Benders used for bait is still being used by Dockery to
> promote himself, while people with at least half of a brain can
> see it was a troll.
> 
> 
> DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER
> BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG
> BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP!
> DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER
> BUMP! DOUCHEBAG BOOGER BUMP! Douchebag!
> 
> 
> Donkeys lack self-awareness.
> Donkeys lack indoor plumbing.
> Donkeys lack accurate time stamps.
> Donkeys lack Message-IDs.
> Donkeys lack a good Benders.
> Donkeys lack talent.
> Donkeys lack personal hygiene
> Donkeys lack teeth
> Donkeys lack honesty.
> 


Donkeys lack verbs.

Donkeys lack brains. 


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