Re: New Year Same as the Old Year

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> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> Drunk again
>>> Drunk still
>>> 2026
>>> Is just a refill
>>> 
>>> 
>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=700032930#700032930
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Same old shirt.
>>> Same old lies.
>>> Same old Douchebag.
>>> What a surprise!
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Same big gut
>>> Same toothless mouth
>>> Same drunken stare
>>> The pride of Deep South
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE
>>> 
>>> 
>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=700032930#700032930
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Has no class
>>> Has no style
>>> Cannot sing
>>> He's quite senile
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Has no drawers
>>> Has one shirt
>>> Does not bathe
>>> Except in dirt.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Incoherent
>>> A worthless tool
>>> That's our Donkey
>>> a complete fool.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Wears an old plaid shirt
>>> Former circus tent
>>> It is never washed
>>> Has a corpsey scent.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> Took a corpse
>>> For a drag
>>> He surely is
>>> A Douchebag!
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> AI mug
>>> Has no rug
>>> Using drugs
>>> Chug a lug
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> Got no heat?
>>> Won't use soap?
>>> Here's his plan
>>> Be a mope.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE.
>>> 
>>> Friends are dead
>>> Family too
>>> Still gets checks
>>> Nothing new.
>>> 
>>> BERMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Columbus talent
>>> Will give you shits
>>> Douchebag Willie
>>> Is the pits
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Thinks that Dunce is almost sane
>>> Donkeys have but half a brain
>>> Says table has some coffee stains
>>> But those are DirtNap Dave's remains.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Got no talnet?
>>> Got no job?
>>> Just like Donkey!
>>> What a slob.
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Waffle House is known for Muses
>>> Who sling the hash and word abuses
>>> Tip them well with no excuses
>>> Vinyl c*nt will serve all losers
>>> 
>>> BURMA SHAVE!
>>> 
>> 
>> 
>> If you're stupid
>> And have no clue
>> You could be
>> A douchebag too!
>> 
>> BURMA SHAVE!
> 
> 
> Dandelions bloom in snow
> Along with poverty and woe
> In Douchebagland you'll be a ho
> And hear the sound of one banjo.
> 
> BURMA SHAVE!




If bad poetry
Is want you want
Please laugh at
The Vinyl c*nt

BURMA SHAVE!



Same old poems
Same tired quips
Same old fat rolls
On Will's hips.

BURMA SHAVE! 


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