Re: NancyGene, DDS, presents a case study

> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in
>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:
>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote in
>>>>> news:[email protected]:
>>>>> 
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote:
>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>> 
>>>>> We don't treat douchebags, but we were startled by a photo of
>>>>> a Donkey Douchebag displaying his oral cavity.  We have added
>>>>> a black mask to disguise his identity, but this is one of the
>>>>> worst cases of dental neglect that we have seen in a while.
>>>>> Drugs, diabetes, smoking and drinking have most probably
>>>>> contributed to this shocking display.
>>>>> 
>>>>> Douchebag dentals
>>>>> False teeth rentals?
>>>>> Mouth resembles
>>>>> Those in kennels.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> View the attachments for this post at:
>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=699338778#699338778
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Y I K E S ! His breath probably smells like a dumpster fire in
>>>>> a fish market.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> As dental professionals, we would not know how to start.
>>>>> Possibly the front teeth have already fallen out.  The
>>>>> underlying causes (alcohol, drugs, smoking, lack of brushing,
>>>>> poor diet, diabetes, STDs) have been at work for 50 or more
>>>>> years.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> As a dental professional, I believe that the snaggletoof is the
>>>>> result of his having lost his lower teeth directly beneath it.
>>>>> Lacking a lower boundary, the snaggletoof continued to grow (and
>>>>> twist) unimpeded.  Unfortunately, the only thing to be done at
>>>>> this late stage is to have the snaggletoof extracted.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> As dental professionals, our advice would be to find a beaver
>>>>> colony and do some on-the-job training in an apple tree orchard.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> That toof wouldn't last two seconds gnawing an apple tree.
>>>>> 
>>>>> It wouldn't even survive taking one bite of an apple.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Perhaps Will Donkey could montage the tree?
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Juxtapose a shot of a gnawed tree with a shot of a toof lying on
>>>>> the ground.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Followed by a shot of Will's mouth.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Followed by a shot of Tuffy Tooth.
>>>>> 
>>>>> The message should come across loud and clear.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I want to interject here and offer a new alcoholic drink called "The
>>>>> Tootless douchebag", it consists of Malort, Malort and more Malort.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Excellent drink to be served at LeGents.  According to George
>>>>> Dunce's trusted source, it tastes like: "Malört tastes intensely
>>>>> bitter, with notes of grapefruit pith, herbs (like wormwood), and
>>>>> citrus, but it's famously known for its harsh, lingering aftertaste
>>>>> compared to things like bug spray, gasoline, rubber bands, or even
>>>>> regret, though some find subtle sweetness or complexity beneath the
>>>>> overwhelming bitterness, often described as challenging but unique."
>>>>> Pendragon may have tested this drink?
>>>>> 
>>>>> No, in fact I'd never even heard of it before.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I'll definitely keep an eye out for it.  I love herbal liqueurs --
>>>>> especially those with wormwood.  I'm polishing off a bottle of Lucid
>>>>> absinthe tonight (a holiday present).
>>>>> 
>>>>> Strega and Ramazzotti Amaro are big favorites as well.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> I have a friend who's a beertender in Illinois. Drunks come by to try
>>>>> out Malort there. It's mostly in Illinois and Wisconsin but just
>>>>> started recently being sold in liquor stores in PA.
>>>>> 
>>>>> I haven't even smelled it but I'm told it's brutal.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> If it is liquid and free, Will Donkey would drink it.  "He ain't
>>>>> afraid of no smells."
>>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Except for the smell of soap or pine oil.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> You can order Malort online at their site. Incidentally, the manufacturer
>>>> of this swill makes no excuses for wehat a vile product it is. Visit the
>>>> sire and look.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> 
>>> "Weeding out the weak since 1933."
>>> 
>>> 
>>> I definitely want to give this a try.
>> 
>> 
>> Let us know what it tastes and smells like.  Malort has been in need of a connoisseur-reviewer for almost 100 years.
> 
> 
> 
> Having seen the recent photos of Stinky G, I'm a little afraid to try.



He can't claim "no preservatives." 


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