Re: Emoji Man
[email protected] (HarryLime)
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> NancyGene wrote: > >> HarryLime wrote: >> >>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>> news:[email protected]: >>> >>> >>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>> news:[email protected]: >>>> >>>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> >>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>> Uncle Jordy leaves his mark on AAPC. >>>> >>>> >>>> Legend has it that Jordy can poop out *any* emoji on demand. >>>> >>>> Will thinks he should sell tickets, but Jordy says his family >>>> would never live it down. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Jordy's been coaching the Donkey on emoji pooping, but so far >>>> he's only mastered the smiley face. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> That's because Will Donkey is too fat to be able to properly >>>> clench his buttocks. Will has made an appointment with Dr. >>>> Schwimmer to be tightened up. He ordered the noun and verb emoji >>>> package. >>>> >>>> >>>> Will tried pooping an emoji on stage the other night. Needless to >>>> say, it was an epic fail. >>>> >>>> >>>> That must have stunk up the place as much as his singing. Does he >>>> have a flap in the back of his overalls for unloading loads or does >>>> he just let gravity take over? >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Will's too poor to afford a poop-flap, so it's a full load each time >>>> he takes the stage. >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> Will must smell...awful. (Is that an oxymoron?) >>>> >>>> >>>> >>>> It's overkill. >>>> >>>> >>>> Overloaded olfactory nerves? Would an experienced tracker be able to >>>> discern what Will eats from the bone residue in his poop? Coprolite >>>> or coprodark? >>>> >>> >>> >>> I always considered Dreckster to be a coprophage in his previous life. >>> >>> Think about it. >>> >>> -- >> >> >> >> Karma Bombs! > > > Dingleberry Desserts. Poop on a plate. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=690046900#690046900 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655