Re: Idiotic comment of the day (Will Donkey variety)

[quote="NancyGene"]
> HarryLime wrote:
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>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Thu, 19 Jun 2025 16:54:02 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Wed, 18 Jun 2025 22:44:55 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2025 23:48:03 +0000, NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On Tue, 17 Jun 2025 23:01:04 +0000, HarryLime wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> CujoDeSockpuppet wrote:
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dreckweasel has always had a problem with reality.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And he's worked himself into the world's biggest tizzy trying to keep
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> this photo off of the top of the feed,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660185880#660185880
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Well, here it is again!
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And again, and again and again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> And again.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Is that supposed to be a booger harvester?
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Yes, as seen on tv, Will Donkey style.  (The Industrial Revolution
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> hasn't hit Columbus yet.)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> It's a miracle that someone had a camera to photograph it.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bump.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660185880#660185880
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ellen Horny has the latest technology for filming at LeGents.  She puts
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> a hole in a wine box and waits until a light shows through, then films.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Sometimes she gets inside the box and films herself.  She calls it
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "Camera Obscurable."
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> That's just good ol' Deep South ingenuity at work.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> This is a response to the post seen at:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=660185880#660185880
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Ellen Horny is a popular lady, but not for her camera work or gun.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> They must be desperate for women in the Deep South.
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Bump.
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>>>>>>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>>>>>>> Douchebag!
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>>>>>>>>>>> Douchebag!
>>>>>>>>>> 
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>>>>>>>>> Douchebag! Fat Douchebag!
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>>>>>>>> Douchebag! Fat-Assed, Stumpy-Legged Douchebag!
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>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Douchebag! Nose-picking Douchebag!
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>>>>>> 
>>>>>> Douchebag! Nose-picking Douchebag!
>>>>> 
>>>>> 
>>>>> Douchebag Donkeys indeed pick their noses--it has been proven in photographs.  There are many uses in Columbus for nasal mucus, and boogers kept thousands alive during the Great Dirt Toilet Bowl of 2020.
>>>> 
>>>> 
>>>> Douchebag dingleberry booger Donkeys, that is.
>>> 
>>> 
>>> Donkeys have seasons also that are great for booger growth.  Spring and fall are prime pick times.
>> 
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>> And, like a squirrel, he stores them up for the winter (usually on his clothes).
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>> 
>> Douchebag!
> 
> 
> Donkey can pick his boogers fresh and juicy in the spring and fall.  He is so proud of his crop that he does share some with others but can't resist eating most of them right off the nose vine.




He picks a bushel of boogers every day, but the bushel is always empty by the time he gets home. 


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