Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene

[quote="NancyGene"][quote="HarryLime"]
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>>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote
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>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote:
>>>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending
>>>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> My presents are season-sincere
>>>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth
>>>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear
>>>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South
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>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo
>>>>>>> and verse.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't
>>>>>>> particularly like.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "Times are tough
>>>>>>> So is your steak
>>>>>>> Get those teeth fixed
>>>>>>> For God's sake!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter,
>>>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack.
>>>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago,
>>>>>>> and he'll never get them back!"
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Your toofs are decayed
>>>>>>> Your gums gotta go
>>>>>>> Don't gum the mike
>>>>>>> It's still a shitshow.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Once in royal David's city,
>>>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city
>>>>>>> stood a crappy little shed.
>>>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard
>>>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed,
>>>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head.
>>>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay,
>>>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof
>>>>>>> -----------
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps
>>>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps
>>>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal
>>>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby
>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby )
>>>>>>> --
>>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a
>>>>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little
>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas
>>>>>>> card!
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> We love the new stanzas.  "Away in a Hovel" is sung by
>>>>>>> carolers in Columbus.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window
>>>>>>> at Christmas time?
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 10.  Stinky G
>>>>>>> 9.  Vinyl c*nt
>>>>>>> 8.  HandySandy
>>>>>>> 7.  Shaun Cocaine
>>>>>>> 6.  The ConBros
>>>>>>> 5.  Jack Guttersnipe
>>>>>>> 4.  Dirty Mike
>>>>>>> 3.  DirtNap Dave
>>>>>>> 2.  George Dunce
>>>>>>> 1.  Will Donkey
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz.
>>>>>>> 12.  Clay the Gay
>>>>>>> 13.  The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag,
>>>>>>> Douchebag!) 14.  PHJR
>>>>>>> 15.  Jordy and his "uncle"
>>>>>>> 16.  Ducky Mallard, Male Model
>>>>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 18.  The Holy Barber
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 19. Joey Stout
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 25. a snaggletoof.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 26.  The Dork Queen
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will)
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it.
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 
>>>>>>> 32.  Deby Loves-Pain in the pane
>>>>>>> 
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>>>>>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz.
>>>>> 
>>>>> 34.  The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers
>>>> 
>>>> 35.  A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose.
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>>> 
>>> 36.  George J. Dunce holding an open Schmucker's jar.
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>> 37.  George J. Dunce with or without the jar.
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> 38.  George J. Dunce in a jar.




39.  Moosetracks in the snow. 


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