Re: Winter Teeth Descending, a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene
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[quote="HarryLime"][quote="NancyGene"] > HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>> >>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>> >>>>> >>>>>> >>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Rudy Canoza wrote: >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> [quote:15c0d57067="Cujo >>>>>>>> DeSockpuppet"][email protected] >>>>>>>> d (NancyGene) wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>> [email protected] (NancyGene) >>>>>>>> wrote in news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> HarryLime wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote: >>>>>>>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Peter J Ross <pjr> wrote in >>>>>>>> news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> On 2025-12-21, Cujo DeSockpuppet <cujo> wrote: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> [email protected] (HarryLime) wrote >>>>>>>> in news:[email protected]: >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>>>>>> Winter Teeth Descending >>>>>>>> a poem by Will Donkey and NancyGene >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> My presents are season-sincere >>>>>>>> Don’t look a Gift Donkey in the mouth >>>>>>>> Objects are worse than they appear >>>>>>>> My molars migrated Deep South >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> That would make for a wonderful Christmas card -- both photo >>>>>>>> and verse. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Of course it would only be sent to people one doesn't >>>>>>>> particularly like. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Xmas card for Dreckweasel? Say no more! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "Times are tough >>>>>>>> So is your steak >>>>>>>> Get those teeth fixed >>>>>>>> For God's sake!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> "In the bleak midwinter, >>>>>>>> Dreckery lived in a shack. >>>>>>>> He lost his teeth a while ago, >>>>>>>> and he'll never get them back!" >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Your toofs are decayed >>>>>>>> Your gums gotta go >>>>>>>> Don't gum the mike >>>>>>>> It's still a shitshow. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Once in royal David's city, >>>>>>>> Dreckster's smile was far from pretty. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Once on Douchebag Willie's city >>>>>>>> stood a crappy little shed. >>>>>>>> Where the bookshelves were of cardboard >>>>>>>> And his mind, pronounced dead. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Away in a hovel, on a bug-riddled bed, >>>>>>>> a lttle fat douchebag laid down his thick head. >>>>>>>> The stars in the bright sky looked down where he lay, >>>>>>>> the stupid fat douchebag, and his son Clay the Gay. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Up on the Shed Roof >>>>>>>> ----------- >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> Up on the shed roof, the blue tarp flaps >>>>>>>> Out crawls The Dreckster to explore the gaps >>>>>>>> Down go the termites for their next meal >>>>>>>> Life in Columbus - what a great deal! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> ( With apologies to Benjamin Hanby >>>>>>>> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Hanby ) >>>>>>>> -- >>>>>>>> "Post-editing someone's statement before replying to it is a >>>>>>>> sure sign that you have already lost the argument." - Little >>>>>>>> Willie Douchebag gets another asskicking from Pendragon >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> All great (and appropriate) verse for the Donkey's Christmas >>>>>>>> card! >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> We love the new stanzas. "Away in a Hovel" is sung by >>>>>>>> carolers in Columbus. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> What's the last thing you want to see looking in your window >>>>>>>> at Christmas time? >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 10. Stinky G >>>>>>>> 9. Vinyl c*nt >>>>>>>> 8. HandySandy >>>>>>>> 7. Shaun Cocaine >>>>>>>> 6. The ConBros >>>>>>>> 5. Jack Guttersnipe >>>>>>>> 4. Dirty Mike >>>>>>>> 3. DirtNap Dave >>>>>>>> 2. George Dunce >>>>>>>> 1. Will Donkey >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 11. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKlucles Liezlotz. >>>>>>>> 12. Clay the Gay >>>>>>>> 13. The Rotting Corpse of Pickles (take it for a drag, >>>>>>>> Douchebag!) 14. PHJR >>>>>>>> 15. Jordy and his "uncle" >>>>>>>> 16. Ducky Mallard, Male Model >>>>>>>> 17. The ashes of Tommy "Tosser" Bishop. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 18. The Holy Barber >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 19. Joey Stout >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 20. "Geno" Willfuck >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 21. Discarded bandages from a chunky mummy >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 22. Holes in the yard filled with Donkey doo. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 23. sh*t paper dispenser: https://postimg.cc/xX9HWJDn >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 24. a wad of sh*t paper with green Donkey boogers on it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 25. a snaggletoof. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 26. The Dork Queen >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 27. One Drum Derundo's drum. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 28. A Parnello's Pizza mobile. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 29. P.D. Wilson (unless he's there to kill Will) >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 30. Cross-eyed Cousin Jenny >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 31. A feral cat with a bite taken out of it. >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> >>>>>>>> 32. Deby Loves-Pain in the pane >>>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> >>>>>>> 33. The freshly dragged corpse of KKKluckles LiezLotz. >>>>>> >>>>>> 34. The ghastly visage and music of the Shadowville Shitkickers >>>>> >>>>> 35. A Canuckistanian Schmuck getting it on with a Moose. >>>> >>>> 36. George J. Dunce holding an open Schmucker's jar. >>> >>> 37. George J. Dunce with or without the jar. >> >> 38. George J. Dunce in a jar. > > 39. Moosetracks in the snow. 40. Clay the Gay claiming he was related to you. This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=699713087#699713087 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655