TESTICLE TRANSPLANT!

I AM GOING TO PURSUE A TESTICLE TRANSPLANT, FOR MY INJURED BURNT 
BALLSACK, THAT HAPPENED FROM THE FAULTY UNLOOPER FIRE.

MONTHS AGO, I WAS VERY CLOSE TO CRACKING THE P5, AND DURING ONE OF MY 
EXPERIMENTS, THE MIKOBU UNLOOPER STARTED BURNING AND SPARKING, AND FELL 
ON MY LAP. THANKFULLY IT MISSED MY DONG, BUT LANDED DIRECTLY ON MY 
GONADS. I WAS NAKED. I LIKE TO WORK ON DTV CARDS WITH MY JUNK OUT. i 
USUALLY HAVE A RAGER HAPPENING!

TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, IF ANYONE KNOWS A COMPETENT NUTS DOCTOR, AND 
PERHAPS A WILLING DONOR, I AM SEEKING AN OPERATION TO REPLACE MY PAINED 
BURNED USELESS TESTE BAG.

I CANT PAY ANYTHING, BUT I WILL GIVE THE DONOR FREE CHANNELS ONCE I HACK 
THE CARD.THATS A GENEROUS OFFER!

I'LL UPDATE THE GROUP AS THINGS PROGRESS.

I AM MR PENIS.

PENIS.

NUT SWAP.

GENITAL POWER.

PENIS PENIS PENIS.

SCHLONG.

I AM MR PENIS.

TTYL