Re: TESTICLE TRANSPLANT!

Mr NEW PENIS wrote:
> I AM GOING TO PURSUE A TESTICLE TRANSPLANT, FOR MY INJURED BURNT 
> BALLSACK, THAT HAPPENED FROM THE FAULTY UNLOOPER FIRE.
> 
> MONTHS AGO, I WAS VERY CLOSE TO CRACKING THE P5, AND DURING ONE OF MY 
> EXPERIMENTS, THE MIKOBU UNLOOPER STARTED BURNING AND SPARKING, AND FELL 
> ON MY LAP. THANKFULLY IT MISSED MY DONG, BUT LANDED DIRECTLY ON MY 
> GONADS. I WAS NAKED. I LIKE TO WORK ON DTV CARDS WITH MY JUNK OUT. i 
> USUALLY HAVE A RAGER HAPPENING!
> 
> TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORT, IF ANYONE KNOWS A COMPETENT NUTS DOCTOR, AND 
> PERHAPS A WILLING DONOR, I AM SEEKING AN OPERATION TO REPLACE MY PAINED 
> BURNED USELESS TESTE BAG.
> 
> I CANT PAY ANYTHING, BUT I WILL GIVE THE DONOR FREE CHANNELS ONCE I HACK 
> THE CARD.THATS A GENEROUS OFFER!
> 
> I'LL UPDATE THE GROUP AS THINGS PROGRESS.
> 
> I AM MR PENIS.
> 
> PENIS.
> 
> NUT SWAP.
> 
> GENITAL POWER.
> 
> PENIS PENIS PENIS.
> 
> SCHLONG.
> 
> I AM MR PENIS.
> 
> TTYL

I'm still working on cracking the P4 card as a gateway to hacking the P5 
card to bring free tv to the masses and worldwide glory for myself and 
when I finally hack the P5 card I'm going to sell intricate machinery 
from St. Augustine, Florida to break the P5 code and name the company EQ 
Stuff so EQ can get busted again.