Vladimir Putin now has aquaculture special ability
David Dalton <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Mar 2025 04:41:42 -0230
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From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread on alt.religion.druid : "And if some criminals were using their special ability for negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s far hearing ability has been removed and replaced with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer, only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures, including coral).” Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that they retire to his yacht. However, unlike what I said before, he is not an assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted to minor criminal or better now. There won’t be negative charisma modulation for probably another three days. But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent or higher, who should now have confession divination ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the best course of action for themself or other, which might evolve some in the next three days. -- David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)