Re: Vladimir Putin now has aquaculture special ability
David Dalton <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:41:55 -0230
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On Mar 11, 2025, David Dalton wrote (in article<[email protected]>): > From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread > on alt.religion.druid : > > "And if some criminals were using their special ability for > negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced > with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s > far hearing ability has been removed and replaced > with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is > like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer, > only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures, > including coral).” > > Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old > lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly > lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now > optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that > they retire to his yacht. > > However, unlike what I said before, he is not an > assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted > to minor criminal or better now. > > There won’t be negative charisma modulation for > probably another three days. > > But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should > consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent > or higher, who should now have confession divination > ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the > best course of action for themself or other, which might > evolve some in the next three days. Well, I failed again, and am trying again this evening, and in the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf, eventually the Wolf did come. -- David Dalton [email protected] https://www.nfld.com/~dalton (home page) https://www.nfld.com/~dalton/dtales.html Salmon on the Thorns (mystic page) “And the cart is on a wheel; And the wheel is on a hill; And the hill is shifting sand; And inside these laws we stand" (Ferron)