Re: Vladimir Putin now has aquaculture special ability

David Dalton <[email protected]> Tue, 11 Mar 2025 18:41:55 -0230
Newsgroups soc.culture.russian, alt.fan.countries.russia, alt.current-events.russia, talk.politics.soviet, alt.religion.christian.east-orthodox, alt.religion.christian.russian-orthodox
Organization Eternal September
Message-ID <[email protected]>
On Mar 11, 2025, David Dalton wrote
(in article<[email protected]>):

> From the “Waxing Clamshell to Blood Moon” thread
> on alt.religion.druid :
>
> "And if some criminals were using their special ability for
> negative purposes, it has been removed and replaced
> with a benign ability. For example, Vladimir Putin’s
> far hearing ability has been removed and replaced
> with aquaculture special ability (a new ability that is
> like green thumb, animal husbandry, and healer,
> only for fish and other non-mammal sea creatures,
> including coral).”
>
> Straight-type-2-M Vladimir Putin’s unconsummated old
> lock has been rendered incomplete and his formerly
> lesbian gymnast partner has turned bif, so they are now
> optimally sexually compatible, and I again recommend that
> they retire to his yacht.
>
> However, unlike what I said before, he is not an
> assisted shaktipat recipient, since they are restricted
> to minor criminal or better now.
>
> There won’t be negative charisma modulation for
> probably another three days.
>
> But if Putin is experiencing warning signs, he should
> consult someone ordained to priest level or equivalent
> or higher, who should now have confession divination
> ability and can meditate (or pray meditatively) on the
> best course of action for themself or other, which might
> evolve some in the next three days.

Well, I failed again, and am trying again this evening,
and in the story of The Boy Who Cried Wolf,
eventually the Wolf did come.

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