JEWISH AMERICAN BRASH COCKSURE KLEPTOMANIAC PUNK GUZZLES DOWN KOREAN FIREWATER AND GOES ON A POSTER STEALING SPREE

THIS IS HOW IT ALL STARTED FOR OTTO HE GOTZ HOOKED ON DRINKING THAT 
DOLLAR STORE FIREWATER AND SCREECH TO SUMMON UP THE COURAGE TO GO ON THE 
WARPATH LIKE A CRAZED LUNATIC STEALING EVERY POSTER IN THE WORLD. 
FINALLY JUSTICE CAUGHT UP TO HIM AND EVEN AFTER GETTINGZ 15 YEARS IN THE 
HARD LABOUR CAMP HE STILL STOLE ALL THE POSTERS THERE.