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 Yeah, you know the type. They try to put "God" and "Jesus" into every a sentence, talk about how (epithet)s should be murdered, and try to stick their tounges into young ladies' mouths when giving them a 'friendly kiss'. Yeah, those types creep the fuck out of me. 
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I had a church lady zip my pants zipper for me. I didn't know my fly was down, and she came over and without asking zipped up the front of my pants.

She buttoned the collar of my shirt too and the cuffs and told me I had to dress this way and that I better not be sloppy in my apperance ever again.

This was when I was 20, and I have to admit I get a boner now and then thinking about it in my mid 30s.
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^I like that. If a church lady did that to me I would accept it.

Everyone is so worried about "Oh no- sex!".
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