Re: Academic reasons why Will Donkey's claims should not be believed
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> HarryLime wrote: > >> NancyGene wrote: >> >>> HarryLime wrote: >>> >>>> NancyGene wrote: >>>> https://humanlimits.substack.com/p/how-far-can-you-run-on-a-broken-leg >>>> >>>> “At some point, when extraordinary claims repeatedly encounter contradictory evidence, changing explanations, or an absence of the documentation we would ordinarily expect, the reasonable response changes from: >>>> >>>> ‘Why wouldn’t I believe this?’ >>>> to: >>>> ‘What evidence is there that this actually happened?’ “ >>>> >>>> So, we don't believe that Zu-Bolton was ever in Columbus, Stinky G. did not paint anything but monkey-face pictures, Donkey is still a drunk and druggie, his hovel is about to fall down, he doesn't have a dollar in his wallet, he no longer goes to the Church of the Holy Barbers, he can't play a note on any kind of drum or guitar, and he weighs upward of 400 pounds. Donkey lies. >>> >>> >>> >>> Will has actually admitted that his stories are all based on fact, but that he has applied a liberal dosage of poetic license to them. >>> >>> IOW: Will is rewriting his squalid, sordid little life in grandiose, mythological terms: "The Shadowville Mythos." >>> >>> Every poem Will has ever written, every post that he has ever made, ever contradictory "biography" he has ever posted are all aimed at accomplishing one thing: creating the legend of Will Dockery. >>> >>> According to the legend, Will is a regionally famous singer, songwriter, musician, poet, artist, publisher, Beatnik, Dharma-bum, shaman, t.v. star, and Casanova. >>> >>> Reality, of course, paints a somewhat different picture: >> >> >> We blame it all on tits: moobs, Donkeytits, tits of Clay, and Willowtits. Mildred used to say "teats," which was actually correct for what she was into. The "Legent" of Will Dockery is fluid and so is his avoirdupois. > > > > "A big-titted woman, > A bit-titted man, > Been the cause of trouble ever since the world began." > > --Will Donkey, ripping off an Elvis song. I'm looking for a big-titted woman One who has bigger moobs than I do And if I find my big-titted woman I will still have bills past due. --Will Donkey, reinterpreting Cat Stevens This response appears in the discussion at: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewtopic.php?p=709926091#709926091 -- Via JLA Forums web gateway for alt.arts.poetry.comments: http://www.jlaforums.com/viewforum.php?f=655